高中英語語法對話練習《生活大爆炸-第1季》中英雙譯14素材

　　生活大爆炸第1季中英字幕14

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　　這三明治真是個徹底的失敗品

　　This sandwich is an unmitigated disaster.

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　　我點的是火雞和烤牛肉

　　I asked for turkey and roast beef

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　　全麥上放生菜和芝士

　　With lettuce and swiss on whole wheat.

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　　那他們給你的什么?

　　What did they give you?

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　　火雞和烤牛肉

　　Turkey and roast beef

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　　全麥上放的芝士和生菜

　　With swiss and lettuce on whole wheat.

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　　東西確實一樣

　　但是順序不對啊

　　It's the right ingredients, but in the wrong order.

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　　一個合格的三明治

　　In a proper sandwich,

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　　它的芝士要緊貼著面包

　　The cheese is adjacent to the bread

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　　這樣會提供給生菜一個有水分的屏障

　　To create a moisture barrier against the lettuce.

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　　他們可能帶著這玩意過了一趟洗車房

　　They might as well have dragged this thing through a car wash.

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　　不太可能吧

　　I don't believe it.

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　　我知道

　　這是很基本的烹飪知識

　　I know. it's basic culinary science.

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　　有人拍賣了一個原版電影里用過的時間機器道具

　　Some guy is auctioning off a miniature time machine prop

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　　但竟然沒人競拍

　　From the original film, and no one is bidding on it.

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　　電影"時間機器"里的時間機器?

　　A time machine from the movie the time machine?

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　　不

　　是"蘇菲的選擇"里的時間機器

　　No. a time machine from sophie's choice.

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　　厲害

　　蘇菲在電影里是用過一個時間機器

　　Boy, sophie could have used a time machine in that movie.

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　　你見過嗎?

　　挺剛猛啊

　　Did you see it? it's rough.

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　　酷斃了

　　Oh, that's cool.

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　　只要800美金?

　　It's only $800?

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　　沒錯

　　那是我出的價錢

　　Yeah. and that's my bid.

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　　你出價800美元?

　　You bid $800?

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　　我沒多想一時定下的嘛

　　It was a spur-of-the-moment thing.

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　　我想它怎么都會飆到上千的

　　I figured it would go for thousands,

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　　我只是想參與一下而已

　　And I just wanted to be a part of it.

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　　拍賣還剩30秒就結束了

　　There's only 30 seconds left in the auction.

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　　你有800美金嗎?

　　Do you have $800?

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　　撼動不了這臺小型時間機器

　　Not to blow on a miniature time machine.

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　　別擔心

　　一般大家都是

　　Well, don't worry. the way these things work

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　　等到最后一秒鐘

　　Is people wait until the last second to bid,

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　　然后突然殺進來把它拍走

　　這就叫淘寶

　　And then they swoop in and get it. it's called sniping.

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　　15秒

　　15 seconds.

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　　快點啊

　　淘寶人

　　Come on, snipers.

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　　10

　　9

　　8...

　　Ten, nine, eight...

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　　你的淘寶人呢?

　　Where are your snipers?

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　　淘啊

　　Five... snipe.

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　　4

　　淘啊

　　Four... snipe.

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　　3

　　淘啊

　　Three... snipe!

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　　2

　　淘啊

　　Two... snipe!

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　　1

　　One...

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　　祝賀你

　　Congratulations!

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　　你光榮地成為這臺小型時間機器的主人了

　　You are the proud owner of a miniature time machine!

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　　你個幸運的家伙

　　You lucky duck.

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　　我想不通怎么沒人競拍了

　　I wonder why no one else bid.

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　　這是部經典高科技電影里很有紀念意義的東西啊

　　This is a classic piece of sci-fi movie memorabilia.

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　　我知道

　　可我仍然沒錢買它

　　Yeah, I know! I still can't afford it.

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　　要不我們一起湊錢吧?

　　Why don't we share it?

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　　我們每人出200

　　We'll each put in 200 bucks, and we'll

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　　然后我們輪流把它放家里

　　Take turns having it in our house.

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　　一個時間共享的時間機器

　　A time-share time machine.

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　　我同意

　　謝爾頓?

　　I'm in. sheldon?

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　　還用你問嗎?

　　Need you ask?

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　　可我還是不明白怎么就沒人出價

　　I still don't understand why no one else bid.

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　　我明白為什么沒人出價了

　　I understand why no one else bid.

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　　那單子上確實有寫是小型的嗎?

　　Did the listing actually say "miniature"?

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　　我也在想

　　I just assumed.

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　　誰會800塊就賣一個完整尺寸的時間機器啊?

　　Who sells a full-size time machine for $800?

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　　某人肯定處于兩塊韋恩集合圖的交集

　　In a venn diagram, that would be an individual located

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　　一張集合圖寫著"不再需要時間機器"

　　Within the intersection of the sets "no longer want my time machine"

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　　另一張寫著"急需800塊"

　　And "need $800."

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　　這個價錢的確非常低了

　　It's actually a tremendous bargain.

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　　就算加上運費

　　Even with shipping, it works out

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　　算下來平均每磅不到4美金呢

　　To less than four dollars a pound.

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　　調味醬穌蝦是12塊5

　　Cocktail shrimp are $12.50.

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　　我們怎么把這玩意弄上樓?

　　How are we going to get it upstairs?

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　　如果把這個盤子取下來

　　If we take the dish off,

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　　應該能放進電梯里

　　It might fit in the elevator.

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　　對

　　可是電梯都壞了2年了

　　Yes, but the elevator has been broken for two years.

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　　我曾經想問過你

　　I've been meaning to ask you.

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　　你說我們是不是該打個電話呢

　　Do you think we should make a call about that?

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　　沒必要

　　Not necessary.

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　　我是工程學碩士

　　I have a master's in engineering.

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　　我閉眼都能遠程修復衛星

　　I remotely repair satellites on a regular basis.

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　　我還能檢修航天飛機載彈頭

　　I troubleshoot space shuttle payloads.

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　　當火星探測器開始向左行駛時

　　When the mars rover started pulling to the left, I performed

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　　我在6200萬英里以外進行用戶接口聯合

　　A front-end alignment from 62 million miles away.

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　　不

　　這寶貝已經壞了

　　No. that baby's broken.

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　　加油啊

　　伙計們

　　用力推!

　　Come on, guys! push!

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　　如果我再用力

　　If I push any harder,

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　　就快把結腸給"分娩"出來了

　　I'm going to give birth to my colon.

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　　我手指都快沒知覺了

　　快點!

　　I can't feel my fingers. hurry up!

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　　不管多快

　　It's the same amount of work

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　　工作量都是一樣的

　　No matter how fast you go.

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　　基本的物理原理

　　Basic physics.

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　　-謝爾頓?

　　-干嘛?

　　Sheldon? yeah?

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　　如果我的手指以后還能用

　　If my fingers ever work again,

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　　我想我的中指以后有活干了

　　I've got a job for the middle one.

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　　好

　　各位

　　Oh. hey, guys.

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　　你好

　　佩妮

　　Oh. hi, penny.

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　　休息一會吧

　　Take a break, guys.

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　　你們在干什么

　　What are you doing?

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　　我們在...搬點東西上來

　　We're just, you know, moving something upstairs.

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　　什么東西

　　What is it?

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　　就是個...時間機器

　　Just... you know. time machine.