英語笑話之鳥窩與頭發

My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.

What kind of bird?" my sister asked.

"I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.

"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .

"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "

我姐姐是一位小學老師。一次一個學生告訴她說一只鳥兒在教室外 的樹上壘了個窩。

“是什么鳥呢?”我姐姐問她。

“我沒看到鳥兒，老師，只看到鳥窩。”那孩子回答說。

“那么，你能給我們描述一下這個鳥巢嗎?”我姐姐鼓勵她道。

“哦，老師，就像你的頭發一樣?！?/p>